Comments on: Latest Red Wings Playoff Scenario: They Control Their Destiny https://detroithockeynow.com/2024/04/08/red-wings-playoff-scenario-they-control-their-destiny-eastern-conference-wildcard-race/ Your new home for the best Detroit Red Wings coverage Tue, 09 Apr 2024 06:25:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5 By: Mike Babcock https://detroithockeynow.com/2024/04/08/red-wings-playoff-scenario-they-control-their-destiny-eastern-conference-wildcard-race/#comment-8369 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 06:25:00 +0000 https://detroithockeynow.com/?p=13478#comment-8369 In reply to Tom Rady.

Not gonna lie Tom, I ripped this off “The Last Kingdom” show.

Just added the Yzerman part! LOL

Stratford, eh?

Eliminate this crusty pizza from Hell oh mighty Caesar!

My stomach rebels this abomination of dough made by Miro Satan himself!

Moral victories are not to be celebrated!

For we are the Red Wings!

We demand hockey excellence in the Colosseum!

For all Red Wings fans I shout from Scotland to Nova Scotia!

Oh God of hockey please bestow the strength to make our Legion of hockey warriors qualify for the yearly tournament of hockey heroes!

I will drink many a beer with a roaring cheer and pray to the Hockey Gods that my team the Red Wings will be victorious!

For always I am not Little Caesar!

]]> By: Tom Rady https://detroithockeynow.com/2024/04/08/red-wings-playoff-scenario-they-control-their-destiny-eastern-conference-wildcard-race/#comment-8367 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 03:58:20 +0000 https://detroithockeynow.com/?p=13478#comment-8367 In reply to Mike Babcock.

Son of Yzerman, this is a stirring and imaginative narrative. I have friends coming to visit from California who are going in a few weeks to Stratford Ontario for the Shakespeare Festival. Could you perform your story there as on of the Shakespeare plays has cancelled and we need a distinguished performance?

"Begone ill conceived clearing passes,  pucks shot thru five holes are forbidden!" Those who dare to descerate the Red Wing goalie will  have lumber shoved in difficult places" "I pledge eternal loyalty to the House of Red Wing, noble lineage with their proud uniforms. Begone the dirty printing that deflies uniforms. Even worse is the sorry pizza sold by the peddlers named Illitch" Its a sorry meal, pray it shall never be served during a hockey again" Begone sorry pizza and let the hockey festivitivities begin! Praise the blessed Red Wing bird, emerge victorious over the hated Penguins, disorderly Habs and other sniveling twits that dare challenge us!
]]> By: Mike Babcock https://detroithockeynow.com/2024/04/08/red-wings-playoff-scenario-they-control-their-destiny-eastern-conference-wildcard-race/#comment-8360 Mon, 08 Apr 2024 19:00:43 +0000 https://detroithockeynow.com/?p=13478#comment-8360 I am Yzerman, son of Yzerman. I was torn from my birthright and cursed to wander these lands for many years. But now, as Lord of Hockeytown, I am a thorn in the side of the House of Wessex. I am all that stands between them and a united England. Will Alfred’s dream be fulfilled in my lifetime? And if so, who will rule here? Will blood prevail? Or will king slay king once again on the battlefield? I do not know what the gods choose. But now I am more certain they are on my side. And though my story has been woven by hands that are not my own, the words I live by still stand true. I am Yzerman, son of Yzerman. For you and for myself… Destiny is all!

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