Thanks coach. You are a genius.

Watching the Red Wings is like being in the movie Groundhog Day.

Same game over and over.

Out worked. Can’t score. Can’t defend. At least one bad goal given up by the goalie.

Few shots. Fewer scoring chances. Missed shots from bad angles and long distance.

Shoot every puck directly at the goalies jersey logo Mikael Samuelsson style.

Never get to rebounds. Perimeter hockey. Easy to play against.

Red Wings are softest team in NHL. Players quit when they’re down 1-0.

They don’t compete. Coach celebrates moral victories and makes excuses for losses.

Latest one is players being sick. Oh Red Wings are the only team in NHL who has players not feeling well.

I don’t care about losing. It’s how they’re losing. It’s as an embarrassment.

Have some pride for God sakes.

Red Wings are the laughingstocks of the NHL.

No structure. Just ice capades. Mailing it in. It’s all individual.

I’m proud of Lucas Raymond. He’s taken a step and is at least competing and trying his best.

I wish more than a few of his teammates would show a pulse.

This Red Wings team looks tired and out of gas.

Are they not in good enough shape to play every other night?

Any is it impossible for the Red Wings to win a road game?

Isles recently won right in Florida.

Red Wings act as if this road trip includes games against the ’77 Habs, ’84 Oilers, ’91 Pens and ’97 Red Wings.

Does anyone actually believe the Red Wings will score a goal tomorrow?